Mumbai Humour

Mumbai – The city that never sleeps. You come across people from varied cultures, places, countries and thus different lingos too. But when it comes to a hardcore Mumbaikar, nobody can beat the Bhaiiii lingo.

Here’s something funny I came across and thought of sharing…

Mumbai ki Language:

There’s a minor problem ———————–Arre yaar, thoda “Waanda” ho gaya
2. There’s a big problem ————————–Arre yaar, “Jol” ho gaya
3. Got into a fight ———————————Arre yaar, “Raada” ho gaya
4. You’ll be surprised —————————–Tu Ekdam “Hill” jayega kya
5. I am outta here ——————————–Chal apun “Kalti” marta hai.
6. Don’t fool us ————————————Dekh , tu “Shendi” mat laga sabko
7. Get out of here ———————————Chal e Shaaane, “Hawa” aande
8. I am not stupid———————————Apun kya “ALIBAAG” se aaya hai ?
9. Take the girl and run away with her————Ladki ko leke, sidha ONE-TUS, kya?
10. Do u drink daily?——————————Tu kya roz “FULL TOO” hota hai?
11. You are scared ——————————–Dekh , teri to “FATH” gayi
12. You wanna get beaten up? ——————–Eh Du kya “Kharcha Pani” ?
13. Take him away ——————————-Use jara “Khopche” me leke ja
14. What a beautiful lady !! ———————–Kya “Zakaas Item” hai baava!!
15. What a sexy lady!! —————————-Kya “Raapchik Maal” hai baap!!
16. Stop bluffing ———————————-Eh Jyaada “RAAGPATI” mat de..
17. Stop bull shitting ——————————Chal apna “BOL BACHAN” bandh kar
18. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!! —————Kya sahi “LINE” deh reli hai “Bhiduu”!!
19. Don’t get tensed… —————————–Jyaada “LOAD” nahi leneka kya??
20. Get lost !! ————————————-Abe, “Hata Saawan Ki Ghata”
21. Don’t bore me… ——————————-Jyaada “PAKAA” mat
22. No one should know about this —————-Sab kaam “SUMDI” me hona chahiye…kya?
23. She gives me a hard on ————————Apun ka BABURAO naach rela hai kya?

(Courtesy: Internet in 2003)


 

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. Sumdi and Shendi were new to me….😀And the last one was cheesy !Nice..Good Idea. Keep it coming 🙂Cheers!

  2. Gaurav Arora says:

    i haven’t heard about BABURAO before….!!!HA HA HA…!

  3. Prashant says:

    This is amazing. MasSt hai!! 🙂

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