Remember the famous song HOTEL CALIFORNIA by the EAGLES..

Here’s a remake of that…Indian Ishtyle !!!

On the dark GT highway
Pagdipatka in my hair
Warm smell of some dhabas
Rising up in the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a ttharra joint

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I must have drunk over a pint
There he stood in the drive way
I heard his truck helper yell
And I was thinking to myself
This had to be Devinder Singh Behl
Then he belched, and scratched his head
And he was on the highway
And the other drivers leaning from their truck car doors
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Vaddichangi place (vaddichangi place)
Vaddichangi place
Massage, manicure, pedicure at Karnal-a-fonia
Any kind of ear (any kind of ear)
You can clean it here

His car’s grill was definitely twisted
He’s got a Maruti-Benz
He’s got a lot of petty petty MLAs
Whom he calls friends
Dancing bhangra in the courtyard
See surdie sweat
Some dancer is this Devinder
Armpits stinking wet
So I told the bell captain
I’s made a reservation online
And he said, oyekhoteyya our internet hasnt worked at all Since Y2K – 1999

And still those drivers were calling from the drive way
Woke me in the middle of the night
I know I heard them say

Welcome to the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Ittheykarlo rest (ittheykarlo rest)
Ittheykarlo rest
Aish karo at the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Kudi umr bais (kudi umr bais)
Will serve you nice

Daler on the ceiling
And on the walls in every guise
And waitresses dressed like actresses
From flicks of Subhash Ghai’s
And in the downstairs canteen
I sat down for my meal
Butter chicken, and sarsondasaag
Had a shock when they showed me the bill
Looking for help I saw Devinder
Dancing wildly on the floor
I had to find my hostess back
Oh where is this Gurpreet Kaur?
Relax said Milkha Singh
Play golf with my son Jeev
Tu ban gaya Punjab da puttar
Now you cant ever leave

So here I am,
Wasting life at the Hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Vaddichangi place (vaddichangi place)
Vaddichangi place
Converted to member of Hotel Karnal-a-fonia
Whoever arrives (whoever arrives)
Stays till he dies !!!

(Courtesy: Someone at IIT Bombay Mech.- Batch 99-04)




5 thoughts on “Welcome to HOTEL-KARNAL-A-FONIA

  1. I never thought this could be done in Indian ishtyle..and moreover punjabi ishtyle 😛I like the humor..and I like this: Whoever arrives (whoever arrives)Stays till he dies !!!Good Work…Keep it going 🙂Cheers!

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